Here is my review of the worst Warrior Cats fanfic in the history of the internet: Starkit's Prophecy!!!
Fanfiction.net deleted it, so if you want to read it, here's the rehost: starkitsprophecy.webstarts.com…
*WARNING: YOU EYES MAY BLEED OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS WHILE READING*
I skipped the allegiances, or the "Alliances" (Allegiances and alliances are 2 different things!!!).
This fanfic sucks, but it's also fucking HILARIOUS!!!!
"Butter mom": Oh, so Dawnsparkle is made of butter? Jayfeather! How dare you cheat on the stick for a cat made of butter!!!
And speaking of Jayfeather: If he has a mate, WHY IS HE STILL A MEDICINE CAT?! With himself being a kit of a forbidden relationship, he should know better! And since the whole Clan knows about it, why don't they say anything?! PS: Dawnsparkle is formerly from ShadowClan, and Jayfeather is ThunderClan's medicine cat.
This story is full of beige prose. Beige Prose = Simple sentences. Simple words.
. . .Yeah.
One of my biggest gripes is Starkit. She's a fucking PURPLE cat with a PERFECT GOLD STAR on her forehead, and RAINBOW EYES. She's the Mary Sue who is stuck in a Love Dodecahedron with Firestar, Blackstar, Graystripe, Hawkfrost, and Ashfur. (She chooses Hawkfrost, by the way). And she MARRIES him. Cats can't get married. This is the world of WARRIORS, for Pete's sake!!!
Later, Blackstar "mocits swisscide" (?) because Starkit "Woueldn't be his meat" (Was he going to eat her or something? Cannibalism!!!!)
And of course, the infamous "SOME JEW!!!!!". Seriously, Tiggerstraw?
My biggest gripe? The AUTHOR HERSELF. She's a Christian fanatic who calls people who don't like her story "satanists". And she's 13 years old. I'm 13, and I spell x100000000000 better than she does!!!
Arguably, it's the Warriors equivalent of My Immortal.
Yes, it's a mixed up review, but Starkit's Prophecy is a mixed up story, right?